This. Is. The. Best. Magazine. Ever. After scanning through several front pages, I noticed a few reoccurring themes. The first one is being attacked by wild animals. The second is escaping from man-hating tribes of scantily clad women. A third is rescuing multitudes of scantily clad women from Nazis and the like. A fourth theme is that not a single women has buttons on her shirts (possibly because they were ripped off by animal attack). And finally I noticed that every animal ever will gang up and kill you on a remote island in the middle of the sea. Also that all women want to have extra-marital sex, and as a man we mustn't condone that behavior.
If they still made this, mark me down as 'subscribed.'
No comments:
Post a Comment