Conclusion I Guess

I am supposed to write a conclusion, but I don't want to. As a side note, if you are reading this first, you are doing it wrong. Scroll down to the very bottom. I would like to continue posting the things I find that are funny so other people can laugh at them, or I can find them and laugh at them when I inevitably forget them. I should say that throughout this project, I had a lot of fun, and this was probably the best time I've had doing a project. I've learned that some things are funny, and that most things aren't. I like things that are funny because I like to laugh. It's hard to tell why something is funny, only that it is, or isn't. I'm sure some people will think half the stuff I post is mindless blabbering, or some kid trying to be funny. Well, shut up you guys. This is my blog, and you can't make me do anything I don't want to. But I would like to continue this for fun anyway. I hope you have laughed at least once, because I certainly have.

Nyan Cat Update

Is it bad that I've watched the endless nyan cat for 70 minutes straight? That seems like a bad thing. I going to assume it's a good thing, and feel like I've accomplished something. Yes, that's what I'll do. I want some buttered toast...

And Now For Something Completely Different

The problem with being funny is that no one takes you seriously. I have this problem. What worsens it is that I also look funny. So when I am making a serious face, people assume I am making some kind of joke with my face. A face-joke. It's like the boy who cried wolf, but instead of wolf he cried 'knock-knock' and said something stupid like 'me, let me in' after they said who's there. Another problem is that I am never serious. That could be why no one takes me seriously. 

The other thing is that people expect you to be funny. If anyone ever says "Tell me a joke," the other person dies inside because they don't know any jokes. If anyone actually tells you a joke, and it's funny, then you know they definitely prepared for this situation beforehand. I hate myself for doing this, but here is a joke from the top of my head. It will be bad. 

What did they call The Fonz's signature punch? The Ehhh-maker.

Yes, now you may proceed to punch me in the face. Maybe you can use the Ehhh-maker. (for anyone slow, a haymaker is a kind of punch)

Katryna

Callum has a lady friend that he has convinced that I want to kill her. So, I sent her this video to proclaim my innocence.

Problem solved.

Total Rebel

I realized I was supposed to pass this in on Friday, but I was away on Official Mathew Business (OMB). That business happened to be a physics trip, and I thought I'd be back in time for English. But that was not the case, and I am now a rebel. I must pass in my blog a day late. I don't know how I can really pass in a blog, and the school computers will definitely block the videos and pictures. Prepare for "Journals and Blogs" denial! Muhaha! At least once I pass this in once, the teacher will always have it. So then all responsibilities will be diverted to you, and not me.

I am going to try to start doing some posts on "Things I don't find funny," and a few other topics. I need to find out if I can categorize posts, because right now I don't know if that's an option. I'll do some searchin'.

**EDIT: Success! Labels = Categories. I am a mega-genius.

Welcome

I have never been a great writer. Writing has never come naturally to me, and I always have to think carefully about what I am writing. However, comedy is something that I find easy. For all my life I have been told what a great sense of humor I have. The truth is, I find almost everything funny. A good example would be sneezes. If someone sneezes near me, you can bet I'll be smiling. Even now, thinking of sneezing is making me smile. The main theme of this blog will be things I find to be funny. I will do my best to narrow it down to the best of the best, not just every single thing I like. You can expect many pictures and videos, but you should look for a very special feature. Callum Moscovitch and I hope to start a web-comic. This is almost an absolute thing, so hope to see them very soon. Just as a warning, this site and the web-comic will probably contain "adult" topics. To anyone who isn't my teacher, thank you for reading my blog. I hope you tell your friends. And they better damn-well like it.